If my jokes offend you:
- I’m sorry
- It won’t happen again
- 1 & 2 are lies
- You’re a pussy
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If my jokes offend you:
- I’m sorry
- It won’t happen again
- 1 & 2 are lies
- You’re a pussy
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i’ve reblogged this like three times and i still have no idea what the fuck is going on
is this what happens when actors try to leave disney
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Government is good at only one thing. It knows how to break your legs, hand you a crutch, and say, ‘See if it weren’t for the government, you couldn’t walk.’
- Harry Browne (via burning-palm)
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On the scale of 1 to 10: you are a 9 & I am the 1 you need.
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